I graduated college without giving a moment's thought to what I would do with my life.
Conversation with my Uncle Bill after the graduation ceremony:
Him: So, what's next for you?
Me: A friend of mine's having a party later.
Him: I meant what are you going to do with your life?
Me: I'm not sure I understand the question.
Him: Now that you've graduated college, what are your plans?
Me: Yeah, a friend of mine's having a party later...