I’m experiencing posting fatigue. If I’m going to make it to 1,000, I need to find a way to take a break without missing any days.
I have so many notebooks full of writing, I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal to find good stuff, but when I read through them it all seems dumb. Just some guy babbling on about his problems. I’m so over it.
Maybe I’ll re-post things from 100 Days, the blog I did in 2012. Pick some favorites and cue them up.
Or there’s always Henny Youngman jokes:
“While playing golf today I hit two good balls: I stepped on a rake.”
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"
“My grandmother is eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”