Nobody home

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Today’s featured comedian: Rodney Dangerfield!

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home!