Hailing taxis

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
- A palm tree!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
- Because he felt crummy.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
- Hailing taxis!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- It waves!

How do you talk to a giant?
- Use big words.

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
- Act like a nut!