Maybe the unexamined life wouldn't be so bad.
I’m on hold and the computer voice that keeps asking me questions is pretending to type - with fake typing sounds - every time I give a response. I AM NOT AN IDIOT! I KNOW YOU’RE NOT REALLY TYPING!
TITLES OF POSTS FROM NEIGHBORHOOD CHAT GROUP, Part III
Person asking if "Neil is there"
WHY ARE PEOPLE POSTING IN CAPS?
man looking around
Have they arrived and can they help?
Possible Tree Mutilation
danger at Glen and Eunice
Good news for Bob Fabini
What is going on with the sky?
I don’t know what to write.
I don’t know who the people in this photo are.
I don’t know why I like peanut butter so much.
i don’t know how many times I’ve said “Excuse me” in my life.
I don’t know if mitochondria is singular or plural.
I don’t know why I can’t grow sideburns.
I don’t know my ring size.
I don’t know when Antiquity was.
when the power goes out you can still hear the drums