“Sorry, not today”

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My body wants to be outside today. Hiking, or running, or playing tennis. But it’s raining too hard. I tell it: “Sorry, not today”, but it doesn’t understand, and stands at the back door whimpering.

The last time I went running in the rain my shoes got soaked. I put them in the laundry room to dry out, but they never did. They got mildewy and I had to throw them away. I liked those shoes.

Things that were said

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It’s 8:34 AM and I’ve already told my phone to f**k off twice because it keeps trying to correct things I’m typing that are not incorrect. Jesus. Get a life, phone.

Things that were said at the urinal in the boys bathroom in middle school:
What’s the matter, can’t find it? 
If you shake it more than twice you’re playing with yourself.

When I get in my car I say out loud where I’m going and how I’m going to get there. Otherwise I start thinking about other things and before I know it my car has decided where it wants to go, which could be anywhere.